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We are Memely
We’re not here to drop some epic saga about how we accidentally stumbled into the multiverse using energy that’s probably not even from this planet. Nah, we’re just like you—dreamchasers with an unshakable love for blockchain, AI, and all the wild, mind-blowing things happening out there.
Picture this: a space where we cook up the finest degenerate humor, dissect charts that flip +200% to -200% in literal seconds, and throw in a dash of normie spice. Sometimes, you’ll catch whispers of the next giga-brains no one’s even heard of yet, or maybe get the scoop on savage project updates, spicy drama, or those sneaky rug pulls lurking in the shadows.
And yeah, we still haven’t even mentioned Mely yet—how we made him, why he’s out here vibing from another timeline, and what’s really up with that. But nah, I’m not saying more about that degen, because he’s probably going to roast me in the news later anyway (he’s got, like, 5923x more brainpower than all of us combined).
So, here’s the deal, bro: stay locked in, dive into the galaxy’s best articles, and don’t forget to send us your stories. Push $memely to the next vibration level. And if you’ve got questions, hit up our community space or GitBook. Just don’t expect a “support” button—our devs probably forgot that one. 🚀
We promise you
🕵🏼♂️ We will not shill o shuffle team pockets to different wallets
📈 We are not "market makers"
🪅 We hate ruggpuls same as you
💲 memely > bitcoin?
💰 No financial advices
30 guys dont trust them but its not tripadvisor ok?