How Many Indians Does It Take to Pump a Coin? 🚀

In the lawless lands of crypto, where scams outnumber real projects and every moonboy dreams of a Lambo, there exists an unstoppable force—the Indian crypto army. No one knows where they come from, but the moment a new shitcoin launches, you can be sure they’ll be there, filling the chat with “Nice project, sir” and “Very bullish 🚀” before you even finish reading the whitepaper.

But the real question is: how many Indians does it take to pump a coin?

🛡 Level 1: The Stealth Accumulation (1–10 Indians)

At first, you’ll see a few lone rangers enter the Telegram chat, moving carefully, testing the waters. Their messages are short but calculated:

👉 “Sir, this project 100x?”

👉 “When CEX listing, sir?”

👉 “What utility, sir?”

👉 “Give me admin rights, so I can invite a friend and set up the buybot”

*Then an Indian guy of level 23 joins the game with a message*

👉 GMGM SIR, are we sending this?

They won’t buy yet. First, they need confirmation: Is the team active? Are there airdrop rewards? Can they farm engagement for free tokens? If the environment is promising, the call goes out: “Boys, join fast!”

🔥 Level 2: The Telegram Takeover (50–100 Indians)

Now the flood begins. The chat goes from normal discussions to 100% Indian energy. Every message is now sandwiched between fire and rocket emojis:

🚀 “TOP PROJECT IN 2024” 🚀

🔥 “HIDDEN GEM, DON’T MISS!” 🔥

“TRUSTED DEV, BIG PARTNERSHIP COMING”

FUD? Ignored.

Dev delays? No problem, sir. Dev working hard.

Chart down? “Just buying opportunity, sir!!”

The community is now unstoppable.

🌊 Level 3: The Twitter Tsunami (500–1,000 Indians)

The real show begins here. Suddenly, random Twitter accounts with anime PFPs are tweeting:

✅ “BIG NEWS COMING! 🚀🚀”

✅ “$[TOKEN] is the NEXT SOLANA?? 👀🔥”

✅ “BUY NOW OR REGRET LATER!”

Thousands of replies appear:

1. “Very potential project, sir”
2. “Dev is LEGEND 💎💎💎”
3. “We believe in this coin, sir. India is with you 🔥”

Even if zero news exists, they create the illusion of momentum. At this stage, random Binance listings rumors start popping up.

📈 Level 4: The YouTube Gurus (10,000+ Indians)

Now, the financial YouTubers arrive with clickbait thumbnails that all look the same:

🤯 SHOCKING NEWS! $TOKEN PUMPING NOW!!

🚀 HUGE POTENTIAL!! DON’T MISS THIS 1000X GEM

🔥 THIS COIN IS GOING PARABOLIC!!

Inside, the video is 90% useless filler:

1. “Guys, this project is very very bullish. I will explain why in this video.”
2. “I am personally accumulating heavy bags, sir. Not financial advice, but DYOR.”
3. “JUST LOOK AT THE CHART!!! IT’S INSANE!!! 🚀🚀🚀”

At this point, Western investors start FOMOing in.

💀 Final Stage: The Binance Rumor (100,000+ Indians)

Now, the ultimate goal—Binance rumors begin. Even if the devs never talked to CZ, the chat is already convinced:

✅ “LISTING CONFIRMED, SIR.”

✅ “INSIDER SAID NEXT WEEK!!”

✅ “JUST WAIT FOR BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!”

CZ tweets a random emoji. Instantly, Twitter explodes:

“CZ JUST CONFIRMED IT!!” 🚀🚀🚀

The chart goes vertical. Everyone feels like a genius. Meanwhile, in India, a guy just sold his scooter to go all in.

💔 The Dump: Can You Survive?

Then, disaster strikes. The pump is too high. The whales exit. The chat slowly changes.

🟢 “Sir, why dip?”

🟡 “No worry, sir, just shakeout.”

🔴 “Dev, where are you, sir???”

⚫ “Scam???”

And just like that… it’s over. The remaining Indians move on to the next gem.

Conclusion: Who Won?

✅ The early Indians: Made money.

✅ The devs: Got rich.

❌ You: Bagholder.

Moral of the story? When the Indians arrive—buy fast, exit faster. 🚀💀